My favorite quotes

"We cannot solve the significant problems we face at the same level of thinking
we were at when we created them." -- Albert Einstein
"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are right now" -- Unknown
"If you can't explain it simply, you probably don't understand it." -- Albert
Einstein
"The best way to predict the future is to create it." -- Peter Drucker
"In GOD we trust. All others bring data." -- author unknown
"Be Alert. The world needs more lerts." -- Unknown
"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would
it?" -- Albert Einstein
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds"
- Albert Einstein
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a
miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." -- A. Einstein
"Until you have data as a backup, you're just another person with an opinion" -
Dr. Perry Gluckman
"If Columbus had listened to his wife and gotten a real job, he would never
have discovered America." --Vicki Clift
"There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an
idea whose time has come." --Victor Hugo
"Nothing is more fairly distributed than common sense: no one thinks he needs
more of it than he already has." --Descartes
"What ever you can do, or dream you can, begin it, Boldness has genius, power,
and magic in it." --Goethe
"If you can't explain what you're doing to a four-year-old, you don't know what
you're doing." --Peter Lloyd
"I wonder why I wonder why. I wonder why I wonder why I wonder. I wonder why I
wonder why I wonder why I wonder!" --Richard Feynman
"To make a great dream come true, you must first have a great dream." --Dr.
Hans Selye
"Men and women want to do a good job, a creative job, and. . . if they are
provided with the proper environment, they will do so." --William R. Hewlett
"To make a great dream come true, you must first have a great dream." --Dr.
Hans Selye
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
-- Mark Twain
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't
know." -- Mark Twain
"Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it
tried on him personally." -- A. Lincoln
"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?" "That depends a
good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat" -- Lewis Carrol
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no
account be allowed to do the job." -- Douglas Adams
Hardware, n.: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
Boy, n.: A noise with dirt on it.
Got Mole problems? Call Avogardo 6.02 x 10^23
The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing
it.
Tact, n.: The unsaid part of what you're thinking
You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.
"To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk." -- Thomas Edison
Willie was a Chemist
But Willie is no more
What Willie thought was H20
Was H2SO4.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but mean your mother.
Minds, like parachutes, only function when open
What are yours?